I don’t know why they buy all these bananas. I don’t eat bananas.

I don’t know why they buy all these bananas. I don’t eat bananas.

I’m naked behind the screen.

I’m naked behind the screen.

I’m on the stairs.  I do this a lot.  That camera flash makes my eyes look Martian.

I’m on the stairs. I do this a lot. That camera flash makes my eyes look Martian.

My first screen test. Check out my butt wiggle at the end!

Yeah, my owner’s making cat videos. LOLZ

No, I’m not barfing after chewing on all that cardboard. I’ll do that on the couch. 

I’m drinking from the Fountain of Youth. Why should dogs have all the fun?

No, I’m not barfing after chewing on all that cardboard. I’ll do that on the couch.

I’m drinking from the Fountain of Youth. Why should dogs have all the fun?

Happy Easter to all my peeps!

Happy Easter to all my peeps!

I like to chew things. Doesn’t everyone?

I like to chew things. Doesn’t everyone?

I like being in the middle of everything! I’m the one with the full head of gray hair.

I like being in the middle of everything! I’m the one with the full head of gray hair.

Trying to snooze - too many lights in this place.

Trying to snooze - too many lights in this place.

I’m getting a blow dry from the heating vent. Look Ma, no hands!

I’m getting a blow dry from the heating vent. Look Ma, no hands!